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Janice Toll
USA
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 Posted - 11/22/2002 : 18:08:37
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'Twas the night of Thanksgiving and I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with al of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....
"Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please."
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
may your potatoes 'N' gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize.
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.
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Tom and I will probably be spending Thanksgiving in Lafayette, LA. We wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving. I know you guys don't have to worry about Thanksgiving dinner going to your thighs, so may it stay off of your ......
If you have any fun, cute, or interesting Thanksgiving stories, please share. |
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fivedaily
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 12:22:23
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20 Dirty Things You Can Say at Thanksgiving and Not Get in Trouble
01. Talk about a huge breast.
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. Its Cool Whip time.
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst.
05. Whew, that's one terrific spread.
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once.
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know its ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that.
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
19. How long do I beat it before its ready?
20. that was the best..... now I need a nap.
Hope this is taken in good humor by all.
Jennifer |
Edited by - fivedaily on 11/28/2002 14:00:49 |
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Newt
USA
657 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 16:19:37
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Hope this was the best Thanksgiving ever for all you justers out there especially you folks away from home. We had a great time here and I think every thanksgiving gets better, my wife even give me an attaboy for my part in the cooking. All be safe and look out for each other.
Janice make sure Tom wears his bubble wrap on the roofs, let me know how many times he bounces. |
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KileAnderson
USA
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Posted - 11/30/2002 : 23:26:38
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| In case you guys were worried about the state of the economy, Wal-Mart announced Saturday that they had record sales of $1.43 Billion, that's $1,430,000,000.....ON FRIDAY! One day. Somebody has money to spend. |
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Justin
USA
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Posted - 11/30/2002 : 23:39:40
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The 32 Basic Truths of Life
1) Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
2) I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
3) If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
4) Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
5) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
6) I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
7) Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
8) We cannot change the direction of the wind ... but we can adjust our sails.
9) Some days are a total waste of makeup.
10) Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I walk by you again?
11) If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
12) If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
13) Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
14) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
15) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
16) If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
17) My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
18) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
19) It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
20) For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
21) If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
22) Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
23) A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
24) Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
25) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
26) Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
27) Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
28) Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
29) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
30) Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
31) By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
32) Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
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