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KileAnderson
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Ghostbuster
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Posted - 04/05/2003 : 15:55:58
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I'm gonna be a Negative Nellie on this one.
I contend that anyone who holds out a hope of this kooky Coloradoan's prognostications coming to pass would do better to to abide by Swami Ghostbusters unerring pediction that one of the first things you will do tomorrow morning is to go to the bathroom.
There...as it is said, so shall it be written! |
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JimF
USA
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Posted - 04/05/2003 : 15:59:58
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Ghostbuster you Old Genie In A Bottle: Should we all add going to the bathroom to our Top Ten List of First Things to Do in the Mornings now that you have so graciously blessed us with your Swami wisdom and fortune telling foresight?
Since it is a scientific fact, that 99.99% of women who get pregnant have ketchup in their homes, I suppose you would also suggest we throw away the Heinz bottle the next time we go to visit our girlfriends?
What else do your tea leaves say? Kansas or Texas in the NCAA BB tournament?
Can you pick the winning numbers in tonight's Virginia Lottery for me too?
O Great One.....we wait to hear!
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Edited by - JimF on 04/05/2003 16:08:10 |
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Ghostbuster
476 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2003 : 16:12:15
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That's right...ketchup should only be bought as the generic store brand. Not only is it cheaper, (which is in keeping with our training as adjusters to always go with the low bid), but it can improve the 'Feng Shui' of the decor in her icebox.
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CCarr
Canada
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Posted - 04/05/2003 : 16:13:46
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Thanks Kile, Dr. Gray's conjectures are always interesting to study, and I find them far less frustrating as the seasons rolls along when I concentrate more on the probable land fall units; than the overall anticipated activity.
But, it is good to see the belief that El Nino will soon be gone.
The 68% chance, of one major cane hitting the coast, is not something that you can take to the bank as security for receivables; nor would a Vegas oddsmaker give much of a return on a proposition of that kind and measure.
Dr. Gray's last paragraph is a frightening outlook for anyone living in a coastal area, or for any entity at risk for the loss that could occur. |
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JimF
USA
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Posted - 04/05/2003 : 16:14:10
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But it is not ketchup in her 'ice' box that is going to get her pregnant Swami G. |
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